Dare to be original, gents? You've landed on the right turf! These premium t-shirts aren't just ordinary threads; they're statements of pure wit and audacity that never bow down to societal norms.
At Originally Equipped, we believe in standing tall for what's real and staying true to your original self. Our t-shirts embody the essence of authenticity and the courage to be unfiltered. We're not here to blend into the crowd or please the faint of heart – we proudly celebrate the art of non-conformity.
Oh, and speaking of taking a stand, we don't just make great shirts – we make a point. We don't buy into the latest woke agenda or trans ideology. Nope, we're all about embracing individuality and authenticity with a twist of humor that may not be everyone's cup of tea, but hey, we're not here to blend in. We're here to stand out!
Crafted from the finest combed and ring-spun cotton, these tees guarantee unbeatable comfort and quality. Feel the softness, embrace the confidence, and revel in the uniqueness that Originally Equipped brings to your wardrobe.
Warning: Our shirts may not be for the easily triggered or those lacking a hearty sense of humor. But if you're ready to join the tribe of uncompromising originals, slide into one of our tees and wear your confidence like armor.
👕 Made from high-quality cotton
👕 Perfect gift for science-loving believers (or vice versa)
👕 Comes in various sizes, so you can find the perfect fit - just like how God made us all unique!
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 ⅛ | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care instructions
Wash | Machine, warm, inside out, similar colors |
Tumble Dry | Low |
Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
Iron | Do not iron |
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 ⅛ | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care instructions
Wash | Machine, warm, inside out, similar colors |
Tumble Dry | Low |
Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
Iron | Do not iron |